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2008 Classic: The Cow

 I’m “moo-ving” back in with my parents.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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2025 Archive: The Berry
 I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lime
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2025 Vintage: The Keyboard
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2025 Vintage: The Spider
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2025 Classic: The Plum
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2025 Legacy: The Smart Home
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2025 Legacy: The Folder
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150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/03/2014 13:48This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz06/20/1995 13:13The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Cheers_Norm11/07/1996 00:14Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Zoolander_Derek07/21/2008 02:54What is this? A joke for ants?
@Pizza_Pizza_9908/19/2012 08:37Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@USB_Pioneer12/22/2009 12:56Plug and Play laughter!
@Ferris_Bueller08/09/1998 08:16Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Charlie_Bit_Me10/26/1999 02:26Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@ODP_Editor_9901/12/2009 02:04Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Challenge_Acc03/29/2005 21:18Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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