Why was everyone staring at the sky with genuine concern? Because the government started talking about “non-human biologies,” making every suspicious-looking firework look like a… Read More »2023 Archive: The UFO/UAP Hearings
Why the high pay? Because “Guarding a Crate” in 2023 is the world’s most important job, especially when that crate says “HIMARS Ammo” on the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Contractor” in Poland (Rzeszów)
Why Jason Momoa? For a villain who was so “fabulous” and chaotic that he made the rest of the “Family” look like they were taking… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Fast X Bridge
Why did it win Best Drama again? Because the Roy family arguments are so expensive and well-written that even the Academy feels poor just watching… Read More »2022 Archive: The Succession Seat
I tried to teach my son 4th-grade math. After ten minutes, we both cried and decided he’ll just be an artist. Part of the 55… Read More »2020 Archive: The Homeschooling
Why the breakfast at Tiffany’s? Because Ari officially claimed her crown as the hardest-working pop star, releasing two massive albums in six months and buying… Read More »2019 Archive: The Ariana Grande “7 rings” Flex
Why was the traveler feeling guilty? Because she asked “How dare you!” and he realized his 12-hour flight for a 2-day trip was a bit… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Greta Thunberg
Why the puddle? For an M. Night Shyamalan sequel that spent 19 years building a universe just to end it in a very controversial parking… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Glass Ending
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Files” on his iPad and realized Apple still thinks a “File” is just a myth. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Folder Navigation
Why were we all drinking Yakult? Because Noah Centineo and Lana Condor made us believe that unsent letters were the most romantic thing in the… Read More »2018 Classic: To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before
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