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1997 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Revolution

Exclusively wearing high-waisted polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white orthopedic sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum surface.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1997 “Tamagotchi Pets, DVD Formats & Dial-Up Disasters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/18/2003 18:42Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Dial_Up_King12/30/2002 19:52Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Doge_Much_Funny09/11/2002 14:34Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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