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2009 Vintage: The Light

 I’m “bright.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger04/25/2010 16:42M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Burning_CDs06/08/2005 00:29I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/23/2011 05:20I am crying... with laughter!
@Brazil_Terry_G07/04/2004 21:04Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Flashdance_What12/26/2010 16:37What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Shagadelic_9710/23/2008 00:57This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Fire_Background11/12/1998 16:25This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Wall_Post_Hero12/24/2006 21:43Posting this to my own wall right now!

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