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2008 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Jessica Alba for The Eye and The Love Guru? For a year that proved she is a great actress, as long as she doesn’t have to speak or move.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
 Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
 Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
2023 Classic: The Exorcist
Believer’s Price Tag: Why was it a target? For proving that spend...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition
In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »

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2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Grant06/18/2012 19:51They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Gladiator_Proximo06/16/1995 16:26Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/08/2003 20:37Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Celebrity_DM02/06/2011 13:35Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Old_School_Frank06/03/2003 04:12We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Beanie_Campbell05/18/2010 12:42True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Ancient_Aliens_G07/20/2009 00:06I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Ermahgerd_Girl03/16/2005 11:16ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Woman_Yelling_C12/08/1996 20:57The cat is just sitting there laughing!

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