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2006 Vintage: The Jack Abramoff Sentencing

Why were lobbyists nervous? Because the “K Street” gravy train finally hit a “Federal Prison” station.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro06/17/2002 23:48Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Doom_Marines11/08/1998 00:19Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Student_Life_0103/04/2012 20:38Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Antivirus_Pro09/08/1996 07:09No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo07/24/2005 20:12Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry10/18/2014 18:44In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Orange_Mocha_F11/03/1998 19:19Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Confused_Travolta08/07/2009 14:30Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Map_Maker_X05/31/2007 10:28The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@No_Way_Jose07/15/2013 04:27No way! That’s too much!

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