2003 Vintage: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget this year. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky brick of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2002 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2002 Classic: The “Beautiful” Christina
A song that made us all feel better about our low-rise jeans and frosted tips. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Beautiful” Christina
2002 Classic: The Death of Jonas Savimbi
Why did the war in Angola end? Because after 27 years, the leader of the rebels finally ran out of places to hide, proving that… Read More »2002 Classic: The Death of Jonas Savimbi
2001 Archive: The Enron Collapse
Why was the White House nervous about Enron? Because it’s hard to talk about “Economic Stability” when your biggest campaign donors are busy shredding their… Read More »2001 Archive: The Enron Collapse
2001 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the dog? He proved the dog was a “material asset with high emotional maintenance costs.” Part of the 46 Lawyer… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
2001 Legacy: The “Drops of Jupiter”
I still don’t know what “fried chicken” has to do with a girl returning from a space trip, but I’ll sing it at the top… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Drops of Jupiter”
2001 Archive: The Nokia Faceplate Economy
Trading a cracked neon-green phone cover for a silver matrix-style plate during the afternoon bus ride. Part of the 34 School & Teacher Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Nokia Faceplate Economy
2000 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so fancy? To distract the losers from the fact that they just spent $50,000 on a tuxedo and didn’t get a… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
2000 Vintage: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken on the other side. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Closing Argument