1999 Legacy: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 64 “bits.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Bit
1999 Legacy: The Launch of TiVo
Why did politicians hate TiVo? Because it allowed voters to fast-forward through their campaign ads, leaving only the parts where they smiled awkwardly at a… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Launch of TiVo
1999 Archive: Bluetooth 1.0
Why did we see people talking to themselves? Because the first Bluetooth spec was released, paving the way for those tiny ear-glowing lights that made… Read More »1999 Archive: Bluetooth 1.0
1998 Archive: The Mike Ditka “Saints” Era
Why was Iron Mike so frustrated? Because he traded his entire draft for Ricky Williams, proving that “all-in” works better in poker than in the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Mike Ditka “Saints” Era
1998 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did The Long Way Home win? To remind Hollywood that real history is often more harrowing than any blockbuster. Part of the 41 Oscars… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
1997 Vintage: The Amnesia
“Doctor, I keep forgetting what year it is.” “It’s 1997.” “Are you sure? I feel like I’ve been in this waiting room since 1994.” Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Amnesia
1997 Classic: The Ken Griffey Jr. MVP
Why was the hat backwards? Because Junior hit 56 home runs and made baseball the coolest sport on the planet for every kid in America.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Ken Griffey Jr. MVP
1996 Vintage: The Internet Explorer 3.0
Why did the employee bring a compass to work? To help “Explorer” find a website before lunch. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Internet Explorer 3.0
1996 Archive: The Film Roll
Why did the tourist hesitate? He only had one shot left on his roll of 36 and had to choose between the Eiffel Tower or… Read More »1996 Archive: The Film Roll
1995 Archive: Goosebumps
Why were kids actually reading on Halloween? Because R.L. Stine was the king of ’95, and “Reader Beware, You’re in for a Scare” was the… Read More »1995 Archive: Goosebumps