Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky brick of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years ago.
Part of the 33 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Currency, Color Screens & Desktop Dusting” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
But you have heard of this joke!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
The magic man... is laughing!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!