Why was the food so fancy? To distract the losers from the fact that they just spent $50,000 on a tuxedo and didn’t get a statue.
Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
Why did the Academy give the acting award to four women at once? ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling’s "Kenergy"
Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition
In 2023, the 95th Academy Awards proved that if you have enough g...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti "In-N-Out" Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you're...read more »
2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »
2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
RT if you think this is funny!