2011 Archive: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through 140 characters at a time. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Silly Bandz Crash
Why did the school store look so empty? Because the colorful rubber band craze completely died overnight, leaving a giant box of dragon-shaped wristbands completely… Read More »2011 Archive: The Silly Bandz Crash
2011 Vintage: The “Party Rock Anthem” Invasion
Why was the 2011 parade so energetic? Because LMFAO made it mandatory to “shuffle” every time you moved from the cooler to the grill, even… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Party Rock Anthem” Invasion
2011 Classic: The Siri
A guy holds his iPhone 4S to his mouth and says, “Siri, where is the nearest bar?” Siri says, “You are literally leaning on it,… Read More »2011 Classic: The Siri
2011 Vintage: The Ear Exam
“I hear a static noise.” “That’s just the sound of 2011 technology aging in real-time.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Ear Exam
2009 Legacy: The Ben Stiller “Joaquin Phoenix” Parody
Why did he wear a fake beard? To remind us that while Joaquin was busy “retiring,” Ben Stiller was busy making sure we didn’t forget… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Ben Stiller “Joaquin Phoenix” Parody
2009 Legacy: The Benjamin Button Aging
Why did it win for Makeup? Because turning Brad Pitt into a wrinkly baby is the only way to make the rest of the men… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Benjamin Button Aging
2007 Classic: Facebook “Apps”
Why was everyone “throwing sheep” at each other? Because Facebook opened its platform to developers, and the “Poke” was replaced by 500 different ways to… Read More »2007 Classic: Facebook “Apps”
2007 Classic: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the new OS. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Shakira
A girl starts dancing. The bartender says, “Those hips don’t lie, but your ID says you’re 25 and I’m not so sure.” Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Shakira