2016 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
2016 Vintage: The “Hodor” Memo
Why was the IT guy crying while holding the server room door open? Because the Game of Thrones finale happened, and now he takes “Hold the Door”… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Hodor” Memo
2016 Classic: The Stranger Things Premiere
Why did it resonate? Because everyone in 2016 felt like they were stuck in the “Upside Down” where the rules of reality didn’t apply. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Stranger Things Premiere
2015 Classic: Hamilton
Why was the history talk so rhythmic? Because the musical was a phenomenon, and the kids were rapping the entire story of the Founding Fathers… Read More »2015 Classic: Hamilton
2014 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Honeydew
2014 Archive: The “Third Offset” Strategy
Why did the Pentagon start a new plan in 2014? To find a way to defeat Russia and China with AI and robots, mostly because… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Third Offset” Strategy
2013 Legacy: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Luke
2013 Legacy: Best Short Form Music Video
Why “We Found Love”? Because Rihanna and Calvin Harris made a 4-minute movie that felt more intense than most feature films. Part of the 37… Read More »2013 Legacy: Best Short Form Music Video
2012 Legacy: The Mass Effect 3 Player
One, but you get to choose if the light is red, blue, or green at the end. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mass Effect 3 Player
2011 Classic: The Siri
A guy holds his iPhone 4S to his mouth and says, “Siri, where is the nearest bar?” Siri says, “You are literally leaning on it,… Read More »2011 Classic: The Siri