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2014 Archive: The “Third Offset” Strategy

Why did the Pentagon start a new plan in 2014? To find a way to defeat Russia and China with AI and robots, mostly because we realized humans are too expensive and require “Sleep” and “Food.”

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Bad_Luck_Brian04/18/1997 13:30Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
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@Stick_Death_Fan01/07/2004 13:35Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@David_After_Dent07/16/2003 21:45Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Last_Commenter02/07/2003 10:35Saving the best laugh for last!

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