Why did the Pentagon start a new plan in 2014? To find a way to defeat Russia and China with AI and robots, mostly because we realized humans are too expensive and require “Sleep” and “Food.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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