“I hear a static noise.” “That’s just the sound of 2011 technology aging in real-time.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I see you... laughing!
More capacity for humor on this site!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!