Why was the 2011 parade so energetic? Because LMFAO made it mandatory to “shuffle” every time you moved from the cooler to the grill, even if you were wearing flip-flops.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I see you... laughing!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Classic. Simply classic.