Why did it win for Makeup? Because turning Brad Pitt into a wrinkly baby is the only way to make the rest of the men in Hollywood feel better about their own mirrors.
Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2002 “Halle’s History, Shrek’s Arrival & Denzel’s Double” Edition
In 2002, the 74th Academy Awards moved into their permanent home ...read more »
2024 Archive: The John Cena "Costume" Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes a lock? Because making ...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
Why was Civil War technical? Because the sound of a camera shutte...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anora win? Because writing a movie that feels like a two-...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I see funny people... everywhere!
That was intense... and funny!
The highest note of humor!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.