2013 Classic: The Don Jon
“I’m addicted to… the internet.” “We know, Don. We’ve seen the browser history and the ‘Incognito’ tabs.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking &… Read More »2013 Classic: The Don Jon
2011 Archive: The Facebook Group Infiltration
The college ministry leader moving the prayer chain to a private “Facebook Group,” prompting a two-hour lecture from the older board members about internet privacy… Read More »2011 Archive: The Facebook Group Infiltration
2011 Archive: Charlie Sheen’s “Winning”
Why was Uncle Dave acting so erratic? Because he claimed he had “Tiger Blood” and that eating the turkey was just another part of his… Read More »2011 Archive: Charlie Sheen’s “Winning”
2010 Vintage: The Waka
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Waka. / Waka who? / Waka Waka, eh eh! It’s time for Africa (and for you to let me… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Waka
2010 Vintage: The Angry Birds Physics
“I’m calculating the trajectory!” “For a rocket?” “No, for this Yellow Bird to hit that pig behind the glass. This is my life now.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Angry Birds Physics
2010 Vintage: The Foursquare
He’s still trying to be the “Mayor” of the grocery store. I told him the only “office” he holds is “Minister of Mowing.” Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Foursquare
2010 Legacy: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Wendy
2009 Legacy: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
The assistant pastor proudly trying to show an inspirational internet video clip during his Sunday sermon, forcing the entire congregation to stare at a small… Read More »2009 Legacy: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
2009 Vintage: The Slayer “World Painted Blood”
Why the classic line-up? For the thrash legends proving they could still be the fastest and scariest band in the room. Part of the 42… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Slayer “World Painted Blood”
2009 Classic: The Margarita
“Saltier than a guy whose FarmVille crops died.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified