The assistant pastor proudly trying to show an inspirational internet video clip during his Sunday sermon, forcing the entire congregation to stare at a small spinning loading wheel for six minutes while the rectory Wi-Fi struggles to stream 480p resolution.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Laughing is as laughing does.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
That still only counts as one laugh!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!