1997 Legacy: The Deion Sanders Comeback
Why was he back in baseball? Because Deion realized that playing only one professional sport was basically like working part-time. Part of the 45 Sports… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Deion Sanders Comeback
1997 Vintage: The Bulls “Flu Game”
Why was Michael Jordan leaning on Scottie Pippen? Because he had a 103-degree fever (or a bad pizza), but still scored 38 points to ruin… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Bulls “Flu Game”
1997 Classic: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Why were the fishermen so suspicious? Because after the movie came out, wearing a slicker and carrying a hook was no longer “nautical”—it was a… Read More »1997 Classic: I Know What You Did Last Summer
1995 Archive: The VHS Day Miracle
Why did the class suddenly cheer? Because the teacher rolled in the giant TV on a high metal cart. You knew the next 45 minutes… Read More »1995 Archive: The VHS Day Miracle
1995 Archive: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me in! Part of the 51… Read More »1995 Archive: The Ice Cream
1995 Vintage: The Suitcase Wheels
Why was the traveler’s back hurting? Because he was dragging a 50lb bag with no wheels across three terminals. Part of the 44 Travel Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Suitcase Wheels
1995 Vintage: The Bruce Springsteen “Streets” Win
Why did Streets of Philadelphia win Song of the Year? To prove that the “Boss” can make everyone in America cry just by humming over… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Bruce Springsteen “Streets” Win
1995 Archive: Jurassic Park Reality Check
Dinosaurs are technically animals, right? My hamster escaped his cage and now I feel like I’m in the kitchen scene with the raptors, just with… Read More »1995 Archive: Jurassic Park Reality Check
1995 Vintage: The Final Word
A husband and wife are arguing. The husband says, “Fine, have the last word!” She says, “I will!” He says, “Good, because it’s usually ‘No’… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Final Word