Why was Michael Jordan leaning on Scottie Pippen? Because he had a 103-degree fever (or a bad pizza), but still scored 38 points to ruin Utah’s dreams.
Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition
In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tush Push" Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that "lega...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
The magic man... is laughing!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
A wild laugh appeared!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!