2016 Classic: The UFC 205
Why was MSG the center of the world? Because Conor McGregor became the first “double champ” and asked for an apology from “absolutely nobody.” Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The UFC 205
2016 Classic: Kanye West (Famous)
Why was there a giant bed in his video? Because in 2016, Kanye decided that the best way to start a feud was to put… Read More »2016 Classic: Kanye West (Famous)
2015 Classic: The Man Bunny
Why was the cousin’s hair in a tiny knot? Because 2015 was the peak of the “Man Bun,” making every guy look like they were… Read More »2015 Classic: The Man Bunny
2015 Vintage: The Avengers
Age of Ultron: I told her I’m building an AI to do the chores. She said, “You can’t even program the coffee maker, Tony Stark.” Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Avengers
2015 Legacy: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2014 Legacy: The 2048 Player
One, but they have to merge two 30-watt bulbs to get a 60-watt. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 2048 Player
2014 Vintage: The Death of Joe Cocker
Why the soul? For the loss of the man with the raspy voice who taught us how to get by with a little help from… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Death of Joe Cocker
2014 Classic: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2014 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why Girl on Fire? Because Alicia Keys is still the “Girl on Fire,” even if her piano is occasionally digital. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2014 Legacy: Best R&B Album
2014 Legacy: The “Yik Yak” App
Why was there drama in the cubicles? Because everyone was posting “anonymous” complaints about the boss on a map-based app. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Yik Yak” App