2021 Classic: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in the spotlight. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2020 Legacy: The Mark Ruffalo Dual Role
Why win for I Know This Much Is True? For playing twins so well the Academy wanted to give him two trophies, but the hazmat… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mark Ruffalo Dual Role
2019 Legacy: The “Windmills Cause Cancer” Quote
Why did the President say that? Because in 2019, “Environmental Science” was just another word for “Things That Irritate Me during a Rally.” Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Windmills Cause Cancer” Quote
2018 Classic: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “End Call” feel like a life sentence. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War &… Read More »2018 Classic: The Phone
2018 Vintage: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right tower. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Wireless Casting Struggle
The Sunday School teacher spent fifteen minutes desperately trying to wirelessly stream a biblical cartoon from her smartphone to the classroom’s new smart television, while… Read More »2017 Classic: The Wireless Casting Struggle
2016 Legacy: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, can I stream this on Facebook Live?” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Surgeon
2016 Classic: Kanye West (Famous)
Why was there a giant bed in his video? Because in 2016, Kanye decided that the best way to start a feud was to put… Read More »2016 Classic: Kanye West (Famous)
2016 Classic: The UFC 205
Why was MSG the center of the world? Because Conor McGregor became the first “double champ” and asked for an apology from “absolutely nobody.” Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The UFC 205