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2019 Legacy: The “Windmills Cause Cancer” Quote

Why did the President say that? Because in 2019, “Environmental Science” was just another word for “Things That Irritate Me during a Rally.”

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro03/15/2001 07:44Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Myspace_Tom02/11/2004 11:17I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Shrek_Ogrelord04/03/2006 10:34Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Buffy_Summers_9712/29/1998 09:31Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Trinity_Matrix08/21/2006 09:05Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Donnie_Darko_8808/14/2010 00:36Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Space_Background04/10/2001 12:16The stars are aligned for this joke.
@CounterStrike_Pro03/21/1999 22:19Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Clans_Leader_9910/31/2002 11:06Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Believe_It_Or_N10/02/2002 14:56I choose to believe it’s funny.

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