I’m “blooming” in the spotlight.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.