2002 Legacy: The Lleyton Hewitt Wimbledon
Why was the grass “C’mon!”-ing? Because Hewitt ran every ball down until his opponents just got tired of playing tennis. Part of the 52 Sports… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Lleyton Hewitt Wimbledon
2001 Legacy: The Mike Tyson “I Want to Eat Your Children” Promo
Why was the press conference so awkward? Because Mike was officially in his “unfiltered” era, and everyone was scared to ask a follow-up question. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Mike Tyson “I Want to Eat Your Children” Promo
2001 Archive: The War in Afghanistan
Why did the Taliban lose so quickly in 2001? Because they underestimated what happens when the U.S. military decides to use B-52s to help people… Read More »2001 Archive: The War in Afghanistan
2000 Classic: The Math Book
Why was the math book so excited for the year 2000? It finally had a “fresh start” on its problems. Part of the 55 Original… Read More »2000 Classic: The Math Book
1999 Vintage: Star Wars (Darth Maul)
Why did he have a double-bladed lightsaber? Because in 1999, one blade wasn’t enough to distract us from the fact that Anakin was just a… Read More »1999 Vintage: Star Wars (Darth Maul)
1998 Vintage: The X-Files Movie
Why was the truth still out there? Because Mulder and Scully moved to the big screen just to tell us that the conspiracy was even… Read More »1998 Vintage: The X-Files Movie
1998 Vintage: The Jerry Seinfeld Snub
Why didn’t he win Actor? Because the voters decided that Jerry playing “Jerry” wasn’t as hard as John Lithgow playing an alien playing a “Jerry.”… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Jerry Seinfeld Snub
1998 Vintage: The “Believe” Autotune Revolution
Why did the choir sound like robots? Because Cher released “Believe,” and suddenly every singer at the local talent show sounded like they were trapped… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “Believe” Autotune Revolution
1998 Vintage: The Euro Prep
Why did the accountants start crying? They heard they’d have to convert everything into a currency that didn’t exist yet. Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Euro Prep
1997 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, please find the key! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Classic: The Doris