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2001 Legacy: The Mike Tyson “I Want to Eat Your Children” Promo

Why was the press conference so awkward? Because Mike was officially in his “unfiltered” era, and everyone was scared to ask a follow-up question.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Operator06/28/1999 11:48/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Quake_Fragger11/15/2004 16:37M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Encarta_Explorer04/11/2007 09:17I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Myspace_First_Friend05/20/2000 05:38I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Student_Life_0102/06/2000 03:54Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@BackToFuture_M08/17/2013 10:36Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Borat_Very_Nice06/04/1999 03:41Very nice! Great success!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran09/09/1997 00:58Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Hi5_Pro_User08/31/1997 20:59High five for this joke!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair12/22/1997 03:11I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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