2005 Legacy: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my comments with kindness. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The National Treasure
A guy starts looking under the bar stools. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “Looking for the Declaration of Independence.” Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The National Treasure
2004 Legacy: The Kelly Clarkson
“Since U Been Gone, I’ve been drinking better beer.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The 512MB USB
Why did the student feel like a data mogul? He had a flash drive that could hold four whole albums, and he guarded it like it was… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 512MB USB
2003 Archive: The 21 Grams Weight
A movie that taught me that the human soul weighs exactly as much as five nickels, or one very heavy ham sandwich. Part of the… Read More »2003 Archive: The 21 Grams Weight
2003 Vintage: The iTunes Music Store Launch
Why 99 cents? Because Steve Jobs convinced us it was better to pay a dollar for a song than to risk viruses on Kazaa. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The iTunes Music Store Launch
2002 Legacy: The Lleyton Hewitt Wimbledon
Why was the grass “C’mon!”-ing? Because Hewitt ran every ball down until his opponents just got tired of playing tennis. Part of the 52 Sports… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Lleyton Hewitt Wimbledon
2002 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach
A guy orders one and blushes. The bartender says, “It’s okay, we call it ‘The 2002’ now.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach
2002 Classic: The Ashanti “Foolish” Run
Why the princess of R&B? Because for a few months in 2002, Ashanti was on every single hit song on the radio, usually featuring Ja… Read More »2002 Classic: The Ashanti “Foolish” Run