Why 99 cents? Because Steve Jobs convinced us it was better to pay a dollar for a song than to risk viruses on Kazaa.
Part of the 38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club, Crazy In Love & The Indie Uprising” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition
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2024 Classic: The Benson Boone “Beautiful Things”
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42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2022 “Renaissance, As It Was & The Upside Down” Edition
In 2022, the music industry felt like a giant reunion party. Beyo...read more »
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In 2020, the music industry moved into our living rooms. Tours we...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!