2003 Archive: The 21 Grams Weight

A movie that taught me that the human soul weighs exactly as much as five nickels, or one very heavy ham sandwich.

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@ICQ_Master9902/19/2009 04:36Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Zoolander_Blue09/04/2008 03:44Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@XFiles_Spooky_M06/09/2005 11:30Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Saved_By_The_Bell10/18/2012 07:10I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan05/13/2008 00:13I am crying... with laughter!

@Double_Rainbow_G10/20/2007 02:01What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Podcast_Listener11/28/2014 07:26I’ll mention this in my next episode!