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2003 Legacy: The 512MB USB

 Why did the student feel like a data mogul? He had a flash drive that could hold four whole albums, and he guarded it like it was the crown jewels.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Rebel08/16/1997 04:13I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Toy_Story_Woody02/04/1998 06:19There is a joke in my boot!
@Tech_Support_Guy01/02/1998 11:12Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/17/2006 20:49You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Blink_Tag_User01/06/2013 08:40<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Spawn_Camper_J01/21/2006 09:54I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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