Why did he have a double-bladed lightsaber? Because in 1999, one blade wasn’t enough to distract us from the fact that Anakin was just a kid who liked pods.
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?