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Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?

You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:

She thought the ’emergency services’ on the side meant it was a Porsche.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness11/02/2011 10:25I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Macarena_Dancer12/01/2011 10:36Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Linux_Distro_User06/18/1997 05:43Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Neo_The_One07/09/2015 14:22I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Sixteen_Candles01/28/2007 10:50I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Reddit_Original12/20/2001 21:09The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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