2016 Classic: The Launch of “Auto-Chess”
Why were the pieces moving themselves? Because a mod in Dota 2 started a genre that proved we like strategy games, but only if the computer does… Read More »2016 Classic: The Launch of “Auto-Chess”
2016 Vintage: The Librarian
“The darkness is just a quiet place for your thoughts to bloom.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Librarian
2016 Vintage: The Kings of Leon “Walls”
Why the floating faces? For the band finally getting another #1 album by leaning back into their melodic rock roots. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Kings of Leon “Walls”
2015 Legacy: The Periscope Launch
“I’m live-streaming my breakfast!” “Why?” “Because 2015 is the year we decided that total strangers need to see my mediocre scrambled eggs in real-time.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Periscope Launch
2015 Archive: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about your ‘Digital Well-being’.” “What’s that?” “A way to feel guilty about using your phone.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Stress 2
2015 Legacy: The Death of B.B. King
Why the “Lucille” silence? For the loss of the King of the Blues, the man whose one note could say more than a thousand words.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Death of B.B. King
2015 Legacy: The Standing Goal
My Apple Watch buzzed and told me to stand up. I was in the middle of surgery. I told the patient, “Sorry, my watch says… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Standing Goal
2014 Vintage: The Destiny Game
Why was the traveler a “Guardian”? Because he spent his whole vacation “looting caves” on his laptop instead of seeing the sun. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Destiny Game
2014 Legacy: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Smart Home Hub.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Closing Argument
2013 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2013 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy