2021 Classic: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Alcohol-Free Gin”? Because 2021 was the year we realized our livers needed a “Permanent Remote Work” status. Part of the 75… Read More »2021 Classic: The New Year Toast
2020 Classic: The “Everything is Cake” Meme
Why was the trick-or-treater afraid to touch the pumpkin? Because he saw a video where a shoe was actually a cake, and now he doesn’t… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Everything is Cake” Meme
2020 Vintage: Murder Hornets
Why was everyone afraid of the garden? Because 2020 decided that a global pandemic wasn’t enough, so it added giant “Murder Hornets” to the plot… Read More »2020 Vintage: Murder Hornets
2019 Classic: The Bottle Cap Challenge
A guy tries to kick the cap off his beer. He kicks the bartender instead. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame &… Read More »2019 Classic: The Bottle Cap Challenge
2019 Archive: The Wedding Video
She’s trying to sell the “Final Season” of our wedding video, edited to show me “losing the iron throne of my own house.” Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The Wedding Video
2018 Vintage: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Wakanda Forever!” Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Ice Cream
2018 Classic: The Tesla Space Car
I told her the car in space is still orbiting the sun. She said, “If we send you up next, will you at least send… Read More »2018 Classic: The Tesla Space Car
2017 Vintage: The “Alternative Facts” Briefing
Why did the White House invent a new type of truth in 2017? Because the “Original Truth” didn’t have enough people standing on the National… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Alternative Facts” Briefing
2017 Legacy: The 2017 Optimism
We’ve got the Switch, Fidget Spinners, and Black Panther is coming. Surely 2018 will be a calm, quiet year. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The 2017 Optimism
2017 Vintage: The Ann Dowd Upset
Why did Aunt Lydia get an Emmy? Because she was so scary that voters were afraid of what she’d do to them if they didn’t… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Ann Dowd Upset