2013 Classic: The 4K TV Hype
Why was the traveler unimpressed with the view? Because he’d seen a 4K TV and thought the real mountains didn’t have enough “contrast.” Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The 4K TV Hype
2013 Archive: The Tinder Gold Rush
Why was the backpacker swiping in the dark? Because he arrived in Prague and realized that “matching” was the new “sightseeing.” Part of the 49… Read More »2013 Archive: The Tinder Gold Rush
2013 Archive: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2013 Archive: The Cookies
2013 Archive: The Pharrell Williams “Happy” Phenomenon
Why the giant hat? Because Pharrell created a song so infectious it made everyone feel like a room without a roof, even if we were… Read More »2013 Archive: The Pharrell Williams “Happy” Phenomenon
2013 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2013 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2012 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I have ‘End-of-the-World Anxiety’.” “Don’t worry, it’ll be over by Christmas.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover”… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
2012 Archive: The Rain
I’m “pouring” a drink for the survivors. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Occupy Wall Street Movement
Why were people sleeping in Zuccotti Park? To prove that the “99%” were tired of the “1%” having all the money, all the power, and… Read More »2011 Archive: The Occupy Wall Street Movement
2011 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a robotic arm controlled by an iPhone.” “What if you get a phone call mid-surgery?” “Then your gallbladder might accidentally tweet.” Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
2011 Legacy: The Kemba Walker “Step-Back”
Why was UConn the champion? Because Kemba took the “Cardiac Kemba” nickname literally and won 11 elimination games in a row. Part of the 51… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Kemba Walker “Step-Back”