The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a chalkboard.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.