2009 Classic: The Ten
I’m a “ten.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Jay-Z
“Empire State of Mind.” I told her I’m from the “Empire State of Marriage.” She said, “It’s more like the ‘Sovereign Nation of No-Fun’.” Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Jay-Z
2009 Archive: The FarmVille Interrogation
Staring at a grandchild’s laptop screen and demanding to know why they are staying up until midnight to harvest “imaginary pixelated wheat” when the backyard… Read More »2009 Archive: The FarmVille Interrogation
2008 Archive: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2008 Archive: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2007 Legacy: The “Send the Bill” Quote
Why did Bush say he’d veto everything? Because in 2007, his favorite hobby was exercising his “Veto Finger.” Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Send the Bill” Quote
2006 Legacy: The Launch of PlayStation 3
Why did it cost $599? Because Sony included a Blu-ray player and “Giant Enemy Crabs,” and they were shocked when we all decided that having… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Launch of PlayStation 3
2005 Vintage: The Arrested Development Snub
Why didn’t it win Best Comedy again? Because the show was so smart that even the voters needed a “previously on” segment just to understand… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Arrested Development Snub
2005 Vintage: James Bond (Daniel Craig Cast)
Why were people mad? Because in 2005, the world wasn’t ready for a “blonde Bond,” unaware he was about to become the most lethal version… Read More »2005 Vintage: James Bond (Daniel Craig Cast)
2003 Archive: The Adobe Creative Suite
Why was the designer overwhelmed? Because Adobe put everything in one box and his computer just gave up. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The Adobe Creative Suite
2003 Legacy: The AC Milan Champions League
Why was the final so boring? Because it was an all-Italian 0-0 game that went to penalties, proving that defense is great for trophies but… Read More »2003 Legacy: The AC Milan Champions League