My Apple Watch buzzed and told me to stand up. I was in the middle of surgery. I told the patient, “Sorry, my watch says I need to move, so I’m going to do the rest of this appendectomy while jumping on one leg.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Optometrist Visit
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2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
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69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
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The Surgeon's Nap
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