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2014 Vintage: The Destiny Game

 Why was the traveler a “Guardian”? Because he spent his whole vacation “looting caves” on his laptop instead of seeing the sun.

Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Beach Sand
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The Cruise Buffet
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The Jet Lag Curse
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Britney_Spears_Fan10/11/1995 23:46Oops, I laughed again!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/05/2002 12:45Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Napster_Search01/23/1996 10:40Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Antivirus_Pro08/12/2013 02:12No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Champ_Kind_Wham05/03/2002 08:06WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

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