2010 Legacy: The Kick-Ass
A guy in a green jumpsuit tries to stop a bar fight. He gets hit with a tray. Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Kick-Ass
2009 Vintage: The “Swagga Like Us” Lineup
Why was the stage sagging? Because Jay-Z, T.I., Kanye West, and Lil Wayne were all on it at once. That’s enough ego to create its… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Swagga Like Us” Lineup
2008 Vintage: The Baghdad Shoe Incident
Why was the 2008 press conference the Navy’s favorite? Because President Bush proved he had better “Missile Defense” reflexes than a Phalanx CIWS when he… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Baghdad Shoe Incident
2008 Legacy: The Kindle 1st Gen
Why did the boss have a device that looked like a 1970s calculator? He was “reading the future” on his E-Ink screen. Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Kindle 1st Gen
2007 Legacy: The Mad Men Office
“I’m having a meeting.” “With who?” “With my inner demons and a glass of scotch.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Mad Men Office
2007 Archive: The Mad Men Style
A man starts wearing a suit to bed and demands an Old Fashioned. His wife says, “You’re not Don Draper, Dave. You’re a middle-manager from Scranton… Read More »2007 Archive: The Mad Men Style
2007 Archive: The Assassin’s Creed Player
One, but they have to climb the tallest tower in the city and jump into a haystack after they’re done. Part of the 57 Light… Read More »2007 Archive: The Assassin’s Creed Player
2007 Classic: Best Dance Recording
Why “SexyBack”? Because Justin Timberlake brought it back, and the Grammys officially signed for the delivery. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not… Read More »2007 Classic: Best Dance Recording
2007 Legacy: The Diagnosis
“You have ‘Ringxiety’.” “What’s that?” “The phantom feeling that your phone is vibrating when you don’t even have a phone.” Part of the 71 Doctor… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Diagnosis
2007 Archive: The I Am Legend
A guy sits alone in the bar with his dog. The bartender asks, “Where’s everyone else?” The guy says, “I’m the only one left… in… Read More »2007 Archive: The I Am Legend