Why was a boxer fighting an MMA guy? Because $600 million is a lot of motivation. Floyd reached 50-0, Conor lasted 10 rounds, and the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Mayweather vs. McGregor “Money Fight”
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One Direction is down to four members and they’re in space. 2015 is a year of transitions. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Drag Me Down”
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Why was the CIA website down? To prove that a group of teenagers with laptops could be more annoying to a superpower than a foreign… Read More »2011 Archive: The “LulzSec” Hackers
Why was it “Siri2011!”? Because the IT guy wanted us to remember the year our phones started talking back. Part of the 76 Office Groaners:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Office Password
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