Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Why was the manager trying to “tap” his titanium card on the coffee machine? He wanted to show off the “laser-etched” finish, but the machine… Read More »2019 Archive: The Apple Card
Why was the tech guy staring at a car in space? Because Elon Musk put a Tesla on a rocket, and now the tech guy… Read More »2018 Classic: The SpaceX Falcon Heavy
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year the Razzies realized that truth is stranger than fiction, especially when fiction is Holmes & Watson.… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018 Final Razzie Vibe
Why the vulnerability? For the teen idol growing up and being honest about anxiety while still writing massive stadium choruses. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Shawn Mendes “In My Blood”
Why did the boy ignore Justin Timberlake? Because he was too busy checking his Instagram notifications to care about a pop star. Part of the 46 Travel… Read More »2018 Archive: The Super Bowl Selfie Kid
Everyone in the UK is singing about a yellow and green stick. 2018 is a very “folk-pop” summer. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Shotgun” George Ezra
Why was a boxer fighting an MMA guy? Because $600 million is a lot of motivation. Floyd reached 50-0, Conor lasted 10 rounds, and the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Mayweather vs. McGregor “Money Fight”
Why did the lawyer bring a drone to the reading of the will? To “airdrop” the bill for his services directly onto the heirs’ laps.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Inheritance
Why was the turkey seasoned from such a high altitude? Because Dad saw the meme and thought that dropping salt off his forearm made the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Salt Bae” Peak
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