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2019 Archive: The Apple Card

 Why was the manager trying to “tap” his titanium card on the coffee machine? He wanted to show off the “laser-etched” finish, but the machine only took quarters.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black Holes & OK Boomer” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/17/2003 04:51What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@CatDog_Alone04/10/2011 10:42One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Baxter_The_Dog02/07/2008 22:37Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Dancing_Baby_9605/19/2000 00:18Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Android_Bot_9906/23/2008 11:23Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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