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2009 Vintage: The “Swagga Like Us” Lineup

Why was the stage sagging? Because Jay-Z, T.I., Kanye West, and Lil Wayne were all on it at once. That’s enough ego to create its own gravitational pull.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/25/2001 09:01Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@CRT_Brightness03/12/2010 17:18I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Total_Recall_Fan06/02/1996 18:58Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Animorphs_X06/11/2008 00:08I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@BackToFuture_M01/16/1996 16:04Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Orange_Mocha_F09/10/1996 23:38Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Talladega_N_R05/17/2000 10:52If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Step_Brothers_B12/04/1995 03:17Did we just become best friends? Yup!

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