2002 Classic: The “Dirrty” Christina Aguilera

She’s not a genie in a bottle anymore; she’s in a boxing ring with chaps on. Parents everywhere are panicking.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

A man walked onto the Olympic stage with one hand in his pocket,...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

Sabrina Carpenter and her real-life boyfriend in a prison cell. ...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

She’s at a pool, she’s dancing, and she’s still the queen of the...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9601/09/2014 16:58Found a real treasure with this one.

@Zoolander_Derek05/23/2003 18:28What is this? A joke for ants?

@Donny_V_ShutUp11/25/2005 01:33Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan03/05/2001 00:45Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Philosoraptor_X12/22/2000 04:40If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Fire_Background06/01/2003 09:05This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@ODP_Editor_9909/09/2007 00:23Approved for the Open Directory Project!