Why was the 2008 press conference the Navy’s favorite? Because President Bush proved he had better “Missile Defense” reflexes than a Phalanx CIWS when he dodged two flying loafers at point-blank range.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Letting this joke through the port.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!