2007 Archive: The Assassin’s Creed Player

One, but they have to climb the tallest tower in the city and jump into a haystack after they’re done.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Back...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro07/20/1996 17:29Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Toy_Story_Buzz05/01/2005 00:30To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@SpiderMan_Tobey07/20/1998 09:46With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Broadband_Newbie12/28/2000 00:59Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Sum41_Skater01/31/1997 08:13In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Goonies_Never_D09/10/2010 00:13Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/12/2006 16:08One billion... laughs!