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2007 Legacy: The Diagnosis

“You have ‘Ringxiety’.” “What’s that?” “The phantom feeling that your phone is vibrating when you don’t even have a phone.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran11/01/2013 03:03Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@WiFi_Zero_One02/13/2011 17:20Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Butthead_Uhhh07/05/2010 12:11Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Tina_Eat_Food09/16/2007 11:49Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Streamer_Pro_9906/27/1996 18:05Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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