2012 Vintage: Battleship’s Logic
Why was Battleship a target? Because turning a game where you sit in silence and say “D-4” into a $200 million alien invasion epic is the definition… Read More »2012 Vintage: Battleship’s Logic
2012 Classic: The US Women’s Soccer Gold
Why was Carli Lloyd untouchable? Because she scored twice in the final against Japan, getting revenge for 2011 and proving who the real bosses are.… Read More »2012 Classic: The US Women’s Soccer Gold
2012 Classic: The Pitch Perfect “Cups”
I’ve been hitting a plastic cup on my desk for three hours. My boss is not impressed, but my rhythm is 10/10. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Pitch Perfect “Cups”
2012 Vintage: The Ice Age 4
The continents are drifting. My wife says our marriage is drifting. I told her she’s just hungry. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Ice Age 4
2010 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2010 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2010 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Shortage
The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips or a chocolate chip… Read More »2010 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Shortage
2010 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2010 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2009 Legacy: The Bitcoin Mining
Why did the lawyer start “mining” Bitcoin in 2009? He didn’t understand the code, but he understood that “undisclosed digital assets” are great for divorce… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bitcoin Mining
2008 Archive: The Gas Prices
It’s $4 a gallon. I told my wife we’re walking to dinner. She said, “We’re eating cereal in the dark.” Part of the 59 Marriage… Read More »2008 Archive: The Gas Prices
2007 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual