2001 Archive: The Office Assistant Retirement
Why was the paperclip sad? He was “de-emphasized” in Office XP and replaced by a generic question mark. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Office Assistant Retirement
2000 Classic: The Gladiator Resurrection
Why did Russell Crowe become the king of 2000? Because he proved that you can win an Oscar just by breathing heavily, looking at dirt,… Read More »2000 Classic: The Gladiator Resurrection
2000 Legacy: The Hilary Swank “Boys Don’t Cry” Win
Why was her speech so emotional? Because she proved that a $3,000 budget and a powerful story can beat a $100 million studio campaign any… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Hilary Swank “Boys Don’t Cry” Win
2000 Vintage: The Miss Congeniality
“I’m practicing for a pageant.” “Which one?” “The ‘How to survive a 4-hour dinner with the in-laws’ congeniality award.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Miss Congeniality
1999 Legacy: The Futurama Prediction
Matt Groening says the year 3000 will be full of suicide booths and delivery lobsters. Sounds about right. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Futurama Prediction
1999 Legacy: The Austin Powers Villain
“I’ll change the bulb for… ONE MILLION DOLLARS!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Anesthesia 2
“I’m going under.” “See you in the year 2000!” “Wait, what if you don’t?!” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever &… Read More »1999 Classic: The Anesthesia 2
1999 Legacy: The Pager Vibration Panic
A deacon jumping out of his skin during the silent prayer because his pager went off on the high-intensity vibrate setting against the wooden pew.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Pager Vibration Panic
1999 Legacy: The Euro Currency Launch
Why was the U.S. skeptical? Because in 1999, Americans believed that if a coin didn’t have a President’s face on it, it wasn’t real money.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Euro Currency Launch
1998 Classic: The Jogger
“I jog to stay young.” “Well, your knees are currently 85 years old while the rest of you is 40.” Part of the 61 Doctor… Read More »1998 Classic: The Jogger